Wash Your Damn Hands Ceramic Soap Dispenser

Name: Wash Your Damn Hands Ceramic Soap Dispenser
Brand: Totalee Gift
SKU: U00164
Price: 14.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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Description

Handwashing, but make it sassy! This ceramic soap dispenser delivers a cheeky little reminder every time someone reaches for the soap.

Durable ceramic with a white finish and humorous message
Holds up to 12.5 oz of liquid soap
Easy to refill, with a simple pump
Great for kitchens, bathrooms, or any counter

A fun gift for anyone with a sense of humor (and clean hands).

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How long does processing take?

Orders are usually processed and shipped within 10 business days. For orders placed on weekends or holidays, the window begins the next business day.

How do you ship?

We ship primarily via USPS from our Florida home base. Once your order ships you'll receive a tracking number by email.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders arrive within 3-5 business days after shipping. Delivery times may vary during holidays or high-volume periods.

Can I change my shipping address after ordering?

Please double-check your address at checkout. We're unable to make changes once an order has shipped.

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