Butter 4oz Squishy

Go ahead, do a double take.

This slow-rising squishy is designed to be completely, convincingly, gloriously mistaken for a real stick of salted butter. Yellow wrapper, navy text, "4oz. NET WT. (113G)" and everything. Set it on the counter and watch someone pick it up without a second thought.

Made from soft, stretchy TPR material, it's satisfying to squeeze, squish, and slowly watch rise back into shape. Stress relief has never been this sneaky.

Measures 5.12 x 1.38 inches, so the proportions are spot-on. Keep one at your desk. Gift one to the person in your life who needs a laugh. Leave one in someone's fridge and walk away.

Some things are just too good not to own.